Just what by chance comes across as compelling to me and what comes to mind.

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

(via foambananas)

Source: champagnewithpapi

breezytaughtme:

duragdaddy:

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yooooo my chest hurt so bad from laughin 

He was about to pop OFF I’m on the floor

(via a-creepy-weirdo-has)

Source: weloveshortvideos.com

alexi-cat:

What planet do cats come from?

(via fromthebulkheads)

Source: iraffiruse

phrux:

Puppies starting a primitive fire-worshipping cult.

(via queenofthesmalltownrumor)

Source: awkwardsituationist

friggilywiggily:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

friggilywiggily:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

The geese are back? God i hate them so fucking much

(via momunofu)

Source: kiryewin

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

(via theyearofbecoming)

Source: vinebox

jesusleto:

i’ve been waiting for this moment for the entire duration of having this url

(via kamayami)

Source: 30secondstomars-gifs

chissgirl:

swtorlife:

castielcampbell:

theholytwin:

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor



Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?
Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.
IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.
TEA.

OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!

JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR

AMERICA

chissgirl:

swtorlife:

castielcampbell:

theholytwin:

ceilingtheo:

shutupanddiehl:

blingostarr:

buttsexington:

America: Do whatever the fuck you want because America

#or just throw it all into the harbor

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Does anyone actually follow that ettiquette in England?

Because my understanding of tea ettiquette in England is: OFFER YOUR GUEST TEA AS SOON AS THEY ARRIVE - GIVE THEM THE LARGER MUG, BECAUSE THEN THEY CAN HAVE MORE TEA IN IT, AND MORE TEA IS BETTER - OFFER THEM MORE TEA AS SOON AS THEY HAVE FINISHED THEIR MUG OF TEA, BECAUSE MORE TEA IS BETTER.

IF SOMEONE LOOKS STRESSED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UPSET, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE LOOKS TIRED, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST COME IN FROM THE RAIN, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF SOMEONE HAS JUST RECEIVED BAD NEWS, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE WATCHING TV WITH SOMEONE AND THERE IS AN ADBREAK, OFFER TO MAKE THEM TEA. IF YOU ARE MAKING YOURSELF TEA, OFFER TO MAKE EVERYONE ELSE TEA. IF SOMEONE IS NOT CURRENTLY HOLDING A MUG OF TEA, DOUBLE CHECK THAT THAT IS AN INTENTIONAL STATE OF AFFAIRS, AND THEY DO NOT, IN FACT, WANT A CUP OF TEA.

TEA.

OR JUST THROW IT ALL IN THE HARBOR

ARE YOU TRYING TO START A REVOLUTION!? DON’T THROWS THE TEA IN THE HARBOR! HARBOR IS NOT THIRSTY! HARBOR IS NOT STRESSED!

JUST THROW IT ALL INTO THE HARBOR

AMERICA

(via thedeathecchi)

Source: harmoniousescapades

picklesandwine:

Skookum vs. Doorstop.

My dog has been insane since the very beginning. Skookum the Samoyed does not like what’s going on with this doorstop.

(via a-creepy-weirdo-has)

Source: picklesandwine

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superchalmers:

superchalmers:

why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic

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(via scottthepilgrim)

Source: superchalmers