Just what by chance comes across as compelling to me and what comes to mind.

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bemusedlybespectacled:

do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task

like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”

"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"

"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"

"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore

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bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

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orangemuses:

futurefantastic:

orangemuses:

guess who just went downstairs and got some leftover pork ribs

was it incumbent president barack obama

i mean i can’t definitively say no

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igohardinovertime:

i cried

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hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."

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mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

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